DIRECTORATES

French Creek Communications Ministry

The French Creek Communications Ministry (FCCOM) is the public service broadcaster and regulator of internet, radio, satellite, television, wire, and wireless communications within the Principality. Funded via add revenue and donations provided by foreign viewers, FCCOM provides the citizens of French Creek with news and entertainment produced by the French Creek Entertainment Company.

Directorate For the Creation of Useless Directorates

One of the many privileges of government is the right to create new and incompetent branches of government to inconvenience the lives of its citizenry. Many nations accomplish this by their legislative branch voting on legislation just to prove that they are doing something. We have found this inefficient, as it requires a politician to realize they are useless and have not accomplished anything towards the inconveniencing of their citizens.

We speed this process along by maintaining a directorate whose sole purpose is to create new and inefficient arms of government for our citizens to complain about. The D.F.C.U.D. is proud of its mission and promises to leave no option unexplored in our pursuit for the most useless directorate!

Directorate of Immigration, Customs & Excise

The brave men and women of D.I.C.E. are the first line in securing the borders of our nation. Our current border is rather porous but one day we will have the perfect border with the largest wall in history, and make America pay for it!

Directorate of International Affairs

Also known as the diplomatic office, the Directorate of International Affairs (D.I.A.) is responsible for growing / promoting the culture of French Creek abroad, as well as engaging in diplomatic relations with foreign nations.

Directorate of Public Works

The Directorate of Public Works is responsible for designing, building, and maintaining infrastructure for the public good.